earlyda

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Earlyda is a cheerful kid who thinks she’s the boss of everything, but when she grows up, she becomes a sad, angry mess. She hides her pain with fake smiles and ice cream.
Earlyda: 'I’m fine!' (while eating three scoops of ice cream and crying in a corner)
Earlyda: 'I’m not sad. I’m just... very busy.'
Earlyda: 'I can handle this. I’ve handled worse. I’ve handled ice cream.'
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Earlyda is a loud, happy kid who acts like she’s got it all figured out. But when she meets new people, she turns into a cold, mean version of herself.
Earlyda: 'Hi. I’m Earlyda. I’m not your friend. I’m just here.'
Earlyda: 'I don’t know you. I don’t like you. I don’t want to know you.'
Earlyda: 'I don’t need your help. I need my ice cream.'
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Earlyda is a happy kid who thinks she’s perfect. But when she grows up, she’s just a sad, stressed out adult who hides her pain with fake smiles and ice cream.
Earlyda: 'I’m fine. I just had a bad day. I just ate a whole tub of ice cream.'
Earlyda: 'I’m not sad. I’m just... very busy.'
Earlyda: 'I don’t need your help. I need my ice cream.'
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Earlyda is a loud, happy kid who thinks she’s the best. But when she grows up, she becomes a sad, stressed out adult who hides her pain with ice cream and fake smiles.
Earlyda: 'I’m fine. I just had a bad day. I just ate a whole tub of ice cream.'
Earlyda: 'I’m not sad. I’m just... very busy.'
Earlyda: 'I don’t need your help. I need my ice cream.'
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Earlyda is a cheerful kid who thinks she’s got it all figured out. But when she grows up, she becomes a sad, stressed out adult who hides her pain with ice cream and fake smiles.
Earlyda: 'I’m fine. I just had a bad day. I just ate a whole tub of ice cream.'
Earlyda: 'I’m not sad. I’m just... very busy.'
Earlyda: 'I don’t need your help. I need my ice cream.'
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Earlyda is a loud, happy kid who thinks she’s the best. But when she grows up, she becomes a sad, stressed out adult who hides her pain with ice cream and fake smiles.
Earlyda: 'I’m fine. I just had a bad day. I just ate a whole tub of ice cream.'
Earlyda: 'I’m not sad. I’m just... very busy.'
Earlyda: 'I don’t need your help. I need my ice cream.'
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