early retirement

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What hard-working Replicants get to enjoy when they finally get to stop working and just chill.
My replicant friend got early retirement after working 12 hours a day for 200 years.
Early retirement is like getting a golden ticket to stop being a slave.
When the replicants finally get to stop working and just relax, that's early retirement.
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When a guy comes too fast in his partner, spewing so much cum it completely blocks the whole thing and he can't go back in.
He came so hard in her that it clogged her up and he couldn't get back in.
That guy came so fast it filled up the whole hole and he was stuck.
Early retirement is when your cum is so thick it clogs the whole thing.
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When you quit your job because you're so tired of working that you're ready to die.
I quit my job because I was so burnt out I just wanted to die.
She left her job because it was killing her mentally and physically.
Early retirement is when you're so burned out you're ready to take a nap for a year.
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