early Rangel

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when a guy spills his load before the game even starts, like he's desperate for a pat on the back.

He came before I even got my bra on. I felt like I was doing him a favor.

He had a boner so big, it exploded before we touched.

He ran out of the room screaming, 'I’m done!' before I even said hello.

losing your pants before the battle begins, like you’re already defeated.

He came before I could even take off my shoes. I was like, 'Are we even starting?'

He looked at me, said, 'I’m out,' and ran to the bathroom like he was being chased by wolves.

He lost his pants before the first question was asked.

when you cum before the fun begins, like you’re a kid who can’t wait for the party.

He came before I even put on my makeup. I was like, 'You’re already done? Cool.'

He looked at me, said, 'I can’t wait,' and then he exploded like a firework.

He had a face like he just saw a ghost before we even started.

when a man gets off before the match even happens, like he’s already getting a medal.

He came before I could even say, 'Hey.' I was like, 'You’re already done?'

He had a smile on his face like he just won the lottery before we even kissed.

He looked at me, said, 'I’m ready,' and then he came like a rocket.

losing your battle before the fight even starts, like you’re a chicken who ran away.

He came before I even took off my socks. I was like, 'Is this a real date or a joke?'

He had a face like he was being tortured before we even touched.

He walked out of the room like he was running from a dragon before I even said anything.

when you cum before the game even starts, like you’re already tired.

He came before I could even take a breath. I was like, 'You’re already finished? Cool.'

He looked at me, said, 'I’m done,' and then he came like a volcano.

He came before I even got my coffee. I was like, 'What even is this?'