early pearly

He called it early pearly because he shot his wad before the movie even began.

She said it was early pearly because she came before the first kiss.

He texted, 'I had early pearly again. I’m a failure.'

He had early pearly because his pecker was too eager.

She laughed and said, 'You had early pearly again? You’re a legend.'

He said, 'I had early pearly in the middle of class. I’m doomed.'

He spilled the beans before the first round. Early pearly, baby.

She said, 'I spilled the beans so fast, it was early pearly.'

He sent a DM: 'I had early pearly. I’m a weak man.'

He said, 'I had early pearly because my juice came out before the game started.'

She laughed and said, 'He had early pearly, and it was the worst.'

He texted, 'I had early pearly again. I’m a disaster.'

He blew his load before the show even started. Early pearly.

She said, 'He had early pearly and I had to laugh.'

He said, 'I had early pearly, and now I’m stuck with it.'

He couldn’t hold it in for more than a minute. Early pearly.

She said, 'He had early pearly again. He’s a loser.'

He texted, 'I had early pearly and I feel like a loser.'