early-night.com

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A website where you buy weird stuff to get your willy going, so you can pass out before your mom even finishes her wine

I bought a glow-in-the-dark cock ring from early-night. com and now I can't stop thinking about it

My dad ordered a strapon and now he won't shut up about it

I got a vibrating butt plug and my whole class knows about it now

A place that sells stuff to make your privates happy, so you can go to sleep before your dad snorts his coffee

I got a buzzing banana from early-night. com and now my teacher is suspicious

My brother got a strapon and now he's fighting with my dad

I bought a butt plug and now my sister won't stop laughing

An online shop with crazy toys to make you cum so hard you fall asleep before your mom even yells at you

I got a vibrating egg from early-night. com and now my whole family knows

My brother got a strapon and now he's fighting with my dad again

I bought a butt plug and now my teacher won't stop asking about it