early morning whore

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a grumpy old hooker who works before the sun wakes up. they’ll do anything for a few bucks and a cup of coffee.

i saw her at 4 am. she looked like she'd been hit by a bus and a donut.

she took me for $5 and let me pick the donut flavor.

i asked if she was a morning person. she said, 'i’m a morning corpse.'

the kind of prostitute who shows up before the birds start singing. they’re old, broke, and don’t care if you stink.

she came to my door in pajamas and a bathrobe. i said, 'you look like you just fell out of a trash can.'

she took my money and said, 'i’ll give you a discount if you promise to never come back.'

i asked if she had a name. she said, 'i had a name. it died with my dignity.'

a hooker who works before the coffee shop opens. they’ll do anything, even if it’s gross.

she took me for $3 and said, 'i’ll do anything, even if it smells like a wet dog.'

she showed up at my door with a coffee cup and a look that said, 'i’ve seen better days.'

i asked if she was a morning person. she said, 'i’m a morning disaster.'