early morning hentai

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When you wake up and pee on anime characters because you're too lazy to get dressed.
I woke up and peed on Naruto because he was too close to my bed.
My morning routine is just me and a naked anime boy in the shower.
I tried to make breakfast, but I only made a mess on my anime girl.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you wake up and spray your breakfast all over your anime characters because you're hungover.
I drank six coffees and peed on Goku because he looked too strong.
I tried to eat waffles, but I just threw them at my anime guy.
I got up, saw my anime girl, and I decided to throw my cereal at her.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you wake up and throw your whole breakfast at your anime characters because you're too tired to do anything else.
I ate my eggs and then threw them at my anime boy because he was too handsome.
I got up, saw my anime girl, and I just threw my toast at her.
I tried to make toast, but I ended up throwing it at my anime guy instead.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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