Early Morning Dip

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A man wakes up early, hard as a rock, and decides to stick it to his sleeping wife without her knowing.
He jacked off in her face while she was still snoring.
He woke her up by slamming her against the wall with his morning wood.
He made her scream so loud the neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy gets up before his wife, has a boner, and decides to take advantage of her while she's still dreaming.
He poked her in the ribs with his morning stiffy and laughed.
He woke her up by shoving his cock in her mouth while she was still asleep.
He made her cry because he was too loud and too rough.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man wakes up before his wife, gets a hard-on, and decides to give her a surprise early morning butt plug.
He shoved his cock in her butt before she even opened her eyes.
He woke her up by sticking it to her while she was still half-asleep.
She screamed so loud the dog ran out of the house.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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