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a time when your butt gets hit with a flaming trash can
My alarm clock screamed at me like a angry ghost.
I woke up to my brother throwing a sock at my face.
The sun came up and it felt like my butt was on fire.
early morning ass blaster
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the worst way to start your day, like your mom kicked you out of bed
My dog barked at me so loud I thought my ears were gonna fall off.
I got yelled at by my dad for not brushing my teeth.
My cereal was cold and I cried.
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a punishment from the sky for being lazy
The sky turned purple and it felt like my brain was melting.
My phone was broken and I had no snacks.
My cat stared at me like I was a bad person.
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when your body is screaming and your brain is dead
I woke up and my eyes were stuck to my head.
I didn't brush my teeth and my mouth smelled like a rotten sock.
I tried to walk and my legs were made of jelly.
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a horror movie that starts in your bedroom at 6 AM
My alarm clock was a monster that ate my brain.
I saw my reflection and it looked like a ghost.
My dog howled like he was being chased by a bear.
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when your brain is on fire and your feet are made of bricks
I got up and my head was full of smoke.
I tried to walk and my feet felt like they were on fire.
I looked in the mirror and I looked like a zombie.