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Two hours after you wake up. Doesn't matter if you woke up at 5 or 3 in the morning. You're still a piece of garbage.

I woke up at 3, now it's 5. Still not ready to be human.

I woke up at 2, now it's 4. I'm still a zombie.

I woke up at 1, now it's 3. I'm still a waste of oxygen.

When you're in a fancy hotel, make coffee, then sip it like you're a rich person while you open curtains and stare out the window like you're in a movie.

I made coffee in my fancy hotel room and sipped it like I was a billionaire.

I opened the curtains and stared out like I was in a movie.

I sipped my coffee and acted like I was in a fancy movie.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who can't sleep and stays up all night, usually a teenager or someone too young to know better. They sleep all day and are a mess.

I couldn't sleep, stayed up until 3 AM, and slept all day.

I used my phone all night and slept like a baby the next day.

Stress kept me up all night, and I slept like a log the next day.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Squirting in front of naked anime characters right after waking up. It's like you're a pervert and you don't care.

I squirted in front of my anime characters after waking up.

I got up and started peeing in front of my anime girls.

I woke up and peed in front of my anime boys.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A woman yawns when she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth. It's gross and you're a pervert.

She yawned, I slammed my dick in her mouth.

I woke up, she yawned, I put my dick in her mouth.

She woke up, yawned, I put my cock in her mouth.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you wake up hungover in a pile of friends, all in different beds or on the floor, then you all go eat a greasy breakfast and watch bad movies.

I woke up hungover with my friends on the floor.

We all woke up hungover and ate greasy food.

We watched terrible movies and ate breakfast like pigs.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A quick poop you take right when you get to work, less than 15 minutes after arriving. It's a risk, and your boss might find out you're hiding in the bathroom.

I took a quick poop right when I got to work.

I pooped in the bathroom 10 minutes after arriving.

I pooped and my boss was watching me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago