early house

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A Dublin bar that wakes up before the sun and the sanity of most people. It was built for tired dock workers who needed a drink before they could face the day, but now it's for anyone who wants to curse the morning.

'I showed up at the early house at 6 a. m. and the barman looked at me like I was a ghost.'

'The early house is my church. I go every morning to pray for more coffee and less life.'

'I don't need to get up for work. I just need to get up for the early house.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A bar in Dublin that opens so early it's basically a crime. It started with tired workers needing a drink, but now it's for anyone too lazy to wait until lunch.

'I went to the early house before my alarm went off. I was already drunk by 7 a. m.'

'The early house is like a trap. You go in for one drink, and you end up staying until noon.'

'I can't be bothered to wake up. I just go to the early house and pretend it's still night.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Dublin bar that opens early enough to make you question why you ever sleep. It began with tired workers, but now it's for anyone who wants to be drunk before their coffee is hot.

'I went to the early house and came out drunk. My coffee was still in the machine.'

'The early house is my second home. I live there on weekends.'

'I don't need a morning routine. I just need the early house.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago