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A tougher version of preschool where kids are extra rowdy because their homes are extra messy and their parents are extra tired. Teachers need to be tough as nails and have a lot of patience to survive the daily chaos of screaming, biting, and random cussing.
My kid tried to eat my face during circle time. I had to call the cops.
The class turned into a war zone after snack time. I got a paper cut from a pencil.
He threw his juice box at me and said, 'You’re a bad teacher.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It’s like preschool but with more drama and less nap time. Kids are acting out because their lives are like a broken VHS tape, full of static and no resolution. Teachers need to be saints or they’ll get buried by screaming and random temper tantrums.
She kicked the wall and said, 'I hate this place!' during math time.
He threw a chair and screamed, 'I’m not going to be your friend anymore!'
The whole class turned into a screaming match after the teacher said, 'No cookies for anyone!'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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This is when kids are extra wild because their lives are extra rough. Teachers have to be like superheroes to handle the daily chaos of screaming, biting, and kids who think they’re the boss. It’s not for the weak.
He bit my arm and said, 'I’m the king of this class!'
She threw a tantrum so loud, the principal came running.
He hit the other kid and said, 'You’re a lousy friend.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It’s the version of preschool where kids are like little monsters. Their lives are messy, their parents are stressed, and the teacher is the only one keeping the madness from taking over. This is not for the faint of heart.
He screamed at me, 'I hate you!' during story time.
She threw a pencil at my head and said, 'You’re a bad teacher.'
He bit my leg and said, 'You’re the worst!'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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This is preschool on a bad day. The kids are extra loud, extra rude, and extra rude with their food. Teachers have to be tough, smart, and ready for anything, because if they’re not, they’ll be the one who gets bitten.
He threw his yogurt at me and said, 'You’re a silly teacher.'
She screamed, 'I’m not going to be your friend anymore!' during snack time.
He hit my face and said, 'You’re a bad teacher.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It’s like preschool, but the kids are extra tough and the teacher is like a warrior. The kids have rough lives, so they act out by screaming, biting, and cussing. This is not for the weak or the tired.
He cussed me out and said, 'You’re the worst teacher in the world!'
She screamed, 'I’m not going to be your friend anymore!' during circle time.
He bit my arm and said, 'I’m the king of this class!'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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