early green day

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The best time Green Day ever had, before they got rich and annoying. This was when they were still young and actually knew what they were doing, not some old guys whining about how they used to be cool.
"I remember when they had actual songs, not just screaming about stupid stuff." - A 20-year-old who still uses the word 'stupid' like it's a brand name
A kid in 2005 yelled, 'I hate you, America!' and then cried when he realized it was just a song.
My mom said, 'I used to know all the words to Basket Case, but now I just yell at my kids.'
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The time when Green Day wasn't a joke, but just a bunch of guys making music, not some corporate mess with fancy clothes and stupid lyrics.
A guy in 2003 said, 'I used to rock out to Brain Stew, not just sit in my car and yell at my mom.'
My friend's dad used to sing 'Longview' in the shower every morning. Now he just sings '21 Guns' and cries.
A kid in 2001 tried to do a headbang and fell off his bike.
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The beginning of Green Day, before they turned into a bunch of rich guys who think they're still cool, even though they're not.
A kid in 2000 screamed, 'I love you, When I Come Around!' and then cried when his mom made him stop yelling.
My uncle said, 'I used to know all the words to Good Riddance, but now I just yell at my kids.'
A guy in 2002 tried to do a headbang and fell off his skateboard.
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The time when Green Day was actually fun, not just a bunch of old guys singing about stupid stuff and trying to be cool again.
A kid in 2003 said, 'I used to know all the words to Basket Case, not just sit in my car and yell at my mom.'
My friend's dad used to sing 'Longview' in the shower every morning. Now he just sings '21 Guns' and cries.
A kid in 2001 tried to do a headbang and fell off his bike.
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The best part of Green Day's life, before they got too old, too rich, and too annoying to be cool anymore.
A kid in 2002 screamed, 'I love you, When I Come Around!' and then cried when his mom made him stop yelling.
My uncle said, 'I used to know all the words to Good Riddance, but now I just yell at my kids.'
A guy in 2003 tried to do a headbang and fell off his skateboard.
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