early grave

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when someone is so annoying you swear you’ll die before your time just to get away from them

My cousin’s loud mouth got him an early grave, and I mean like, yesterday.

My boss is so toxic I’m gonna bury him before I’m 30.

My sister’s drama got me thinking about death more than my math homework.

dying before you’re even halfway through your life, and it’s usually because of someone else’s stupidity

My neighbor’s dog ran me over and I’m gonna die at 35.

My ex’s bad decisions got me an early grave, and I’m not even sad about it.

My friend tried to rob a bank and got shot. Classic early grave.

a stupid business started by two clowns who think you should die before you’re 40 just because you’re bad at life

My friend joined E. G. M and now he’s buried before his 30s even started.

I tried to play E. G. M and now I’m dead, and I’m still confused.

My mom signed up for E. G. M and now she’s buried next to my dad.