early friender

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A person who adds you on Facebook before you even know who they are. They’re usually a college freshman who thinks friending everyone will make them popular.

I friend you before I even know your name. Just tryin’ to be cool.

Added you before our first class. You’re gonna regret this.

I friended you because I thought you were my cousin. Turns out you’re not. Sorry.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who hits you up on Facebook before you’ve even seen them in person. They think being first means they’re the best.

You didn’t even know me yet. I friended you just to feel important.

I added you before you said hi. I’m that desperate.

I friended you in the middle of class. You’re not gonna forget this.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who sends you a friend request before you’ve even talked to them. They’re probably trying to boost their college coolness.

You didn’t even say hello yet. I friended you just to look good.

Sent you a friend request before I even knew your name. You’re gonna be my friend whether you like it or not.

I friended you before you even knew who I was. I’m that confident.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who adds you on Facebook before you even know they exist. They think being first is the only way to be noticed.

You didn’t even know I was real. I friended you just to be first.

Added you before we even talked. You’re gonna be my friend whether you like it or not.

I friended you in the middle of the cafeteria. You can’t ignore me now.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who sends you a friend request before you even know who they are. They’re probably just trying to be popular.

You didn’t even know my name. I friended you just to look good.

Added you before we even said hi. You’re gonna be my friend whether you like it or not.

Sent you a friend request in the middle of class. You can’t ignore me now.

by Slangipedia 4d ago