Early Early

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A time so early it’s like your body is still in bed and your brain is screaming at you for no reason.

My alarm went off at 4:30 AM. I thought I was dreaming, but I was just drunk.

I woke up at Early Early and immediately texted my mom to tell her I was dead.

He showed up at work at Early Early. His boss thought he was a ghost.

A time so early that it's basically a medical condition caused by too much coffee and not enough respect for your body.

She got up at Early Early just to text her ex. He blocked her. Now she’s mad at coffee.

He had Early Early erections so bad, he woke up his whole neighborhood.

My dog woke me up at Early Early. I threw a shoe. He ran away. I cried.