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It’s so early I could punch the sun in the face and it would still be asleep.
I woke up at 5 AM and my dog was still snoring.
My alarm went off and I yelled at it like it stole my breakfast.
I tried to read and my eyes fell asleep.
Early Doh
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This early is like being born in a microwave.
I tried to make coffee and it took me 10 minutes just to find the kettle.
My brain is still in bed and it’s not coming out.
I saw my neighbor and he was already dressed like a clown.
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So early it’s like the moon still thinks it’s nighttime.
I tried to eat breakfast and my toast fell on my head.
I saw my mom and she was already drinking wine.
My cat looked at me like I was crazy.