Early Dick

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Copping a feel before the night even starts. Skipping the office party to go bang someone before the bar opens. Like a 10 a. m. cumshot.

I left my job at 11 to go see my ex. Early Dick, baby.

Had to ditch the meeting for a quickie. Early Dick, man.

Woke up at 9 and went straight to the hotel. Early Dick, all day.

Getting it on before the sun even wakes up. The kind of early you get hard at 6 a. m. and don't stop till noon.

Got up at 5 to bang my neighbor. Early Dick, baby.

Had a 7 a. m. session. Early Dick, man.

Ran into my crush at 8. Early Dick, all day.