Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the time when everyone was clueless and still had their hair.

'I thought it was just a tiny flu, not this early corona nonsense.'

'My mom kept baking cookies like it was 2019.'

'I tried to go to school wearing a mask and looked like a weirdo.'

2

when people were still wearing pants and not just their feelings.

'I wore my pajamas to work and my boss gave me a look like I had committed a crime.'

'I thought the virus was a joke until my uncle got it.'

'My dog got more attention than I did during early corona.'

3

the time when everyone was still alive and had no idea what was coming.

'I used to go to the mall and now I can’t even remember what that was.'

'My parents kept telling me to wash my hands like it was a game.'

'I thought I was being fancy by wearing a mask.'

4

when people were still breathing and not just screaming into the void.

'I screamed into my pillow every night and my pillow hated me.'

'I used to go out to eat and now I’m scared of ketchup.'

'My friend got sick and I thought it was just a cold.'

5

the time when people still had plans and not just panic.

'I had a plan to graduate and now I’m just trying to survive.'

'I used to go to parties and now I’m scared of my neighbor.'

'I thought I was going to be famous, not just infected.'

6

when life was still normal and not just a joke with a virus.

'I used to go to the park and now I’m scared of swings.'

'I thought I was going to be a rockstar, not just a sick kid.'

'My dog was my only friend and I didn’t even know it.'