early childhood educator

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A person who thinks they're a wizard of kid magic but is just stuck with a bunch of tiny humans who scream, throw food, and take forever to pee. They get paid to watch babies and toddlers like they're the most important thing since pizza.
'I’m not a babysitter, I’m a wizard of kid magic!', said no one ever.
‘I’ve had 12 kids throw up today and I’m still smiling.’
‘I’ve survived a toddler tantrum that lasted 3 hours and I’m still alive.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The one person on the school board who no one remembers until they try to cut their budget and everyone screams, 'Don’t touch the early childhood educators or we’ll riot!'
‘We’ll riot if you try to fire the ECES!’, said every parent ever.
‘They’re the reason the school board still exists.’
‘The ECES are the unsung heroes of the school system.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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