early cassidy

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#morning horror#neighbor drama#alarm abuse

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the annoying sound of someone being loud before the sun even thinks about waking up
My neighbor started yelling at his cat at 6 AM. I want to die.
She blasted her alarm at 5:30 AM like it was a war cry.
He yelled at the microwave like it had betrayed him at 6:15 AM.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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when someone is so loud in the morning that you think they’re trying to wake the dead
He screamed at his coffee like it had stolen his money.
She turned on the TV at 6 AM and it felt like a punishment.
He yelled at the shower like it was his enemy.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
3
the sound of someone being so loud in the morning that you’re convinced they’re possessed
He howled at the toaster like it had insulted him.
She screamed at the fridge like it had stolen her snacks.
He yelled at the dog like it had done something unforgivable at 6 AM.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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when someone is so loud in the morning that you think they’re trying to kill you with noise
He bellowed at the light switch like it had ruined his day.
She yelled at the mirror like it had stolen her confidence.
He screamed at the ceiling like it owed him money.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the kind of loudness in the morning that makes you want to throw something at them
He yelled at the coffee maker like it was his ex.
She screamed at the shower like it had stolen her peace.
He bellowed at the dog like it had betrayed him.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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