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The girl who gives you the best time but then dumps you for an ex who still smells like regret and bad decisions.

She said, 'I can't be with you when I still think about him.' I said, 'He's still with his mom.'

She broke up with me because he had a tattoo and she didn't.

She left me for a guy who still had a crush on her in 2012.

The girl who loves you but can't get over the guy who left her for a pizza delivery guy.

She said, 'I can't love you when I still hate him.' I said, 'He left you for a guy who didn't even know what a pizza was.'

She broke up with me because he had a crush on her in the 90s.

She left me for a guy who still had a crush on her in the 2000s.

The girl who loves you but still thinks her ex is the best thing since sliced bread and a good nap.

She said, 'I can't be with you when I still think about him.' I said, 'He’s still with his mom and his nap.'

She dumped me for a guy who still thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread.

She broke up with me because he had a crush on her and he still does.