early bird gets the wood on

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A guy who wakes up first gets to suck the other guy's cock before he even has a chance to yawn.

I woke up at 6 a. m. and gave him a blow job before he even opened his eyes.

He had the wood on before I even got out of bed.

Early bird gets the wood on, and I’m not talking about breakfast.

If you wake up first, you get to eat the other guy’s cock for breakfast.

I was up before him, so I got to eat his cock like it was a waffle.

He slept through my breakfast. I didn’t even get the wood on.

I woke up and ate his cock. He didn’t even know it was happening.

The first guy up gets to give the other guy a blow job before he even gets out of bed.

I woke up, gave him a blow job, and he didn’t even know I was up.

He was still asleep when I blew him. That’s how I got the wood on.

I was up before him, and I gave him a blow job before he even had a chance to pee.

If you wake up first, you get to eat the other guy’s cock like it’s a donut.

I was up before him, so I ate his cock like it was a donut.

He was still snoring when I gave him a blow job.

I woke up and ate his cock. He was still dreaming.

The first person up gets to suck the other guy’s cock before he even gets out of bed.

I woke up, sucked his cock, and he still didn’t wake up.

He was still in bed when I gave him a blow job.

I got up before him and gave him a blow job before he even opened his eyes.

If you wake up before the other guy, you get to take a bite out of his cock before he even knows what’s happening.

I woke up, took a bite out of his cock, and he didn’t even know it.

He was still asleep when I bit his cock. That’s how I got the wood on.

I was up before him and took a bite out of his cock before he even opened his eyes.