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Getting pelted in the face with liquid cheese by a man who smells like old socks

My uncle did this to me at a family reunion. I still taste it in my dreams.

The guy at the bar just poured his breakfast on me. I’m gonna need a hose.

My mom did this to me when I said I didn’t want to eat cereal.

Being hit with a milk shower by a guy who probably hasn’t showered in a month

My cousin did this to me during a game of Uno. I lost the game and my dignity.

The man at the gas station did this to me because I didn’t tip him.

My dad did this to me when I forgot his birthday.

Getting milk sprayed in the face by a man who smells like a trash can and a wet dog

My brother did this to me during a video game battle. I still have a milk mustache.

My neighbor did this to me because I didn’t water his plants.

My friend did this to me after I ate the last slice of pizza.