earlstuff

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A godlike monster who beats up anyone who dares to fight them in online battles, like they're not even trying.
That guy just one-shotted me in the middle of a boss fight. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
She logged on, saw me, and laughed. Then she killed me in 30 seconds.
He’s the reason I quit PvP. I got humiliated in front of my guild.
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The ultimate player who beats you so fast, you don’t even get to yell before you’re dead.
I opened my mouth to trash talk, and he already killed me.
I had 30 health. He hit me once. I died.
She didn’t even look at me. I got obliterated.
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A player so good, they make you feel like a baby who can’t even use a sword.
I tried to fight him. He looked at me like I was a joke.
He killed me before I even got my weapon out.
I had to watch my friend get slaughtered by him. It was embarrassing.
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A beast who beats you up so hard, you can’t even remember your own name after the fight.
He beat me so bad, I forgot my own name. I was that confused.
I got killed so fast, I didn’t even know what hit me.
He took out my whole party like it was nothing.
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A player who beats you so fast, it’s like you never had a chance to fight in the first place.
He killed me before I even got my gear on.
I got one hit. Then I was dead. That’s it.
I didn’t even know he was coming. He just showed up and killed me.
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A player so good, they make you feel like you’re playing against a god in a video game.
He was like a god. I was just a weakling trying to fight him.
He killed me so fast, I thought I was in a dream.
I had no idea what hit me. He was just there, and I was gone.
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