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Like when you wake up before your mom even knows it's morning and you're already eating cereal like it's your job.
I got up at 6 AM and my mom was still in bed. I had cereal for breakfast and she was still asleep.
He showed up at the party before the DJ even arrived. People were confused and he just said, 'I'm here for the vibes.'
She texted me at 5 AM saying she was going to beat me in the race. I said, 'You're gonna have to wait till I finish my coffee.'
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When you're so ahead of everyone else that you're basically the king of the breakfast table.
I was at the gym before my alarm even went off. I was lifting weights like it was a competition.
He got to work before the coffee machine even started. People were like, 'How are you already here?'
She was dressed and ready to go before her dog even woke up. That dog's got issues.
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Like when you're so early you're basically making the day happen before it even starts.
I was at the park before the sun came up. I was running like I was trying to outrun time itself.
He showed up to class before the teacher even walked in. He said, 'I got here early so I could be early for the whole day.'
She texted me at 4 AM saying she was going to beat me in the race. I said, 'You're gonna have to wait till I finish my coffee.'
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When you're so early you're basically being mean to the morning just for showing up.
I was at the store before the doors even opened. I was like, 'You're not even awake yet, are you?'
He got to the office before the coffee machine even turned on. He said, 'I'm here to be early and make people suffer.'
She was already dressed and ready to go before her dog even woke up. That dog's got issues.
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Like when you're so early you're basically the sun's rival in the race to wake up the world.
I got up before the sun even thought about coming out. I was like, 'I'm here to make the day start early.'
He showed up to the party before the DJ even arrived. People were confused and he just said, 'I'm here for the vibes.'
She was at the gym before the weights even had a chance to say hello. She was like, 'I'm here to be early and make people suffer.'
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