earlobian

My cousin said he’s an earlobian because his ears are stuck to his head like a f***ing meatball.

That guy at the bus stop is an earlobian. I could hear his thoughts.

My teacher said I’m an earlobian because I don’t take my headphones off.

My mom says I’m an earlobian because I can’t live a normal life.

That guy in the class can’t move without his ears, so he’s an earlobian.

I told my brother he’s an earlobian because his ears won’t come off.

My friend is an earlobian because his ears won’t come off and he thinks it’s cool.

That guy in the gym is an earlobian. He flexes his ears like they’re biceps.

I told my dad he’s an earlobian because he won’t take his earphones off.