earllusion

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When you're so high on caffeine and nonsense that you think you hear a party in your head, but there's just you and your bad decisions.

I thought my neighbor was throwing a rave, but it was just me and my microwave.

I swear I heard a full band playing in my brain during math class.

I thought my dog was barking at a ghost, but it was just me being dumb.

When you're so messed up in the head that you think you're hearing a loud noise, but it's just your brain screaming at you.

I thought my TV was on, but it was just my brain yelling at me.

I believed I heard a dragon in my room, but it was just my brain having a meltdown.

I thought my teacher was talking, but it was just my brain being a drama queen.

When you're so out of it that you think there's a whole party happening, but you're just alone with your stupid thoughts.

I thought I was at a concert, but I was just in my room with my dumb ideas.

I believed I was in a big fight, but it was just my brain being a jerk.

I thought I was in a restaurant, but I was just eating cereal at 2 a. m.

When you're so lost in your own chaos that you think you hear a loud noise, but it's just your brain being a loudmouth.

I thought there was a construction crew in my house, but it was just my brain being loud.

I believed I was in a war, but it was just my brain having a tantrum.

I thought my phone was ringing, but it was just my brain trying to be cool.

When you're so confused that you think you hear a big noise, but it's just your brain trying to be dramatic.

I thought there was a thunderstorm, but it was just my brain doing a solo performance.

I believed I was in a spaceship, but it was just my brain being dramatic.

I thought my cat was singing, but it was just my brain being a drama queen.