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When you’re playing Scrabble and you’re so sure your word is right that you’re willing to cuss out the whole table if it’s not
I put 'zygote' on the board and my cousin said it wasn’t a word. I told him to shut up or I’d zygote him.
She played 'quinoa' and I said it wasn’t a word. She said I was a quinoa-less idiot.
He tried to use 'flibbertigibbet' and I laughed so hard I spilled my soda on his board.
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When you’re in Scrabble and you’re so confident your word is correct you’re ready to fight over it
I played 'bouillabaisse' and my brother said it wasn’t a real word. I said he was a bouillabaisse-baiting fool.
She used 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' and I just stared at her like she was crazy.
He tried to play 'sesquipedalian' and I said it was a sesquipedalian mess.
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When you play Scrabble and you’re so sure your word is right you’re ready to throw a tantrum if it’s not
I put 'xylophone' on the board and my sister said it wasn’t a real word. I threw my tiles at her and said she was a xylophone-ignorant idiot.
He tried to play 'floccinaucinihilipilification' and I said it was a floccinaucinihilipilification of a word.
She played 'antidisestablishmentarianism' and I said it was the longest word in the history of words.
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When you’re playing Scrabble and you’re so sure your word is right you’re ready to cuss, fight, and throw tiles at anyone who disagrees
I played 'mumps' and my brother said it wasn’t a word. I cussed him out and threw my tiles at his head.
She used 'gobbledygook' and I said it was the worst word ever and I threw my tiles at her feet.
He tried to play 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' and I said it was a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious lie.
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