earliyah

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Earliyah is the name you call someone who looks like a raccoon ran through their hair and cried in a trash can. They love drama more than pizza and will run away when they have to say something.
I called my cousin Earliyah because she showed up to the party with a hairball and a drama meltdown.
My mom says my brother is an Earliyah because he started a fight over who got the last slice of pizza.
At school, my friend got called Earliyah because she cried when she had to answer a question.
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An Earliyah is someone who acts like they’re the most important person in the room, but when it comes to talking, they freeze like a scared chicken.
My neighbor is an Earliyah. She yells at the mailman but can’t say two words to her own kids.
At lunch, my friend started a huge drama, but when the teacher asked her what it was about, she just stared at her sandwich.
My brother is an Earliyah. He fights with the dog but can’t talk to his little brother.
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An Earliyah is a person who makes a big mess and a bigger scene, but when it's time to talk, they're too scared to say anything.
My sister is an Earliyah. She throws her cereal all over the floor and screams about it, but when I ask her what’s wrong, she just runs away.
At the store, my mom got called an Earliyah because she yelled at the cashier but couldn't explain why.
My friend started a whole argument about the color of the sky, but when it was time to say what she wanted, she just blurted out 'I don't know!'
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