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A name so important it might as well be a curse. It belongs to a guy who’s too good-looking to be trusted. You’ll be arguing with them for hours just to prove a point.
You say the sky is blue. They argue it’s actually purple. For three hours.
They insist the pizza was cold when it was clearly hot.
They fight with their friend over a typo in a text message.
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A name so serious it’s like a death sentence. It’s for a guy who thinks he’s always right. If you ever get in a debate with them, you might as well give up.
They argue about the best movie ever made. It’s still going on next year.
They start a fight over who spilled the coffee.
They refuse to believe their friend is telling the truth, even when it’s obvious.
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A name that screams ‘I will never be wrong.’ It’s for a guy who looks good, talks loud, and argues forever. You’ll be stuck arguing with them for days.
They argue about the best video game ever. It takes three days.
They fight with their friend over a single missing sock.
They start a war over who said ‘hey’ first.
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A name so strong it could break bones. It belongs to a guy who’s too handsome to be trusted. You’ll be arguing with them until you’re blue in the face.
They argue about the best song ever. It goes on for hours.
They fight with their friend over who said ‘hello’ first.
They start a debate over whether the moon is made of cheese.
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A name that means ‘I will win every argument.’ It’s for a guy who’s too pretty to be trusted. You’ll be stuck arguing with them for hours, just to prove a point.
They argue about the best snack ever. It lasts for a whole day.
They fight with their friend over who ate the last donut.
They start a debate over who’s the best at math.
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