earlinne

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#beast mode#glitter bomb#sad toaster

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A woman so good, she makes every other woman look like a trash fire. No one can touch her. She’s a one-woman show and a total beast.
My ex said she was a goddess. I said she was a goddess with a side of tacos and a middle finger.
She walked in and the room went silent. Then it exploded. Like a bomb made of glitter and swear words.
I tried to copy her. I ended up looking like a sad version of a toaster.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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She’s the kind of woman who makes you question your life choices. Rare. Like a unicorn who also knows how to curse you in 5 different languages.
She told me I was a ‘messed-up bag of chips.’ I told her I was just ‘not her brand.’
I tried to impress her. She said I was ‘a side dish, not the main course.’
She walked in, I walked out. I didn’t even get a free snack.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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She’s the queen of all women. No one else comes close. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up. You don’t want to be her rival.
She asked me if I was ‘bored of being average.’ I said I was ‘just here for the snacks.’
She smiled at me. I felt like I’d been publicly humiliated.
I tried to be cool. She said I was ‘cool but also a little bit sad.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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