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when you're too lazy to do anything but stare at a show about a stupid kid while you're eating chips and crying about your life

I just spent two hours watching 'My Name Is Earl' and ate three bags of Doritos. I'm still crying about my ex.

I tried to do my homework but fell asleep watching Earl. Now I'm behind in math and my life is over.

I started watching 'My Name Is Earl' and now it's 2 AM. I'm not even close to being done with the season.

when you're too good for life but still watch a show about a dumb kid while you're eating snacks and yelling at the TV

I was too good for life, but I still watched Earl. I yelled at the TV for being too stupid.

I watched 'My Name Is Earl' while eating snacks and called my mom a bad name. That's how good I am.

I was too good for life, but I still watched Earl and cried about it. I'm a mess.

when you're eating chips and watching a show about a dumb kid while you're pretending you're not a total failure

I was eating chips and watching Earl, pretending I wasn't a total failure. I still failed my math test.

I was pretending I was cool while watching Earl and eating chips. I failed my math test again.

I watched Earl, ate chips, and pretended I was a king. I still got a D on my math quiz.