Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your guts come flying out of your mouth like a broken fire hose.

My cousin Earled so hard at the party, the whole block smelled like lukewarm pizza and regret.

That chicken wing was the worst. I Earled straight into my sister's face.

At the bar, he Earled so loud, the bartender gave him a free drink and a warning.

2

Dancing with your finest ass woman while drunk, throwing beer all over your shirt like it's a fashion statement.

At the club, he was Earling with his girl, looking like a mess and loving it.

My bro Earled at the cookout, spilled a whole can of soda on his shirt and still looked cool.

He Earled so hard, he probably got a badge for it.

3

A man so big, he probably has a second heartbeat. Extra e means extra cock, extra love, and extra cock.

That Earl is so big, he probably has a second heartbeat and a second job.

He Earled so much love into me, I almost fainted.

That man has an extra e and a second cock. He's a legend.

4

The man who makes women cum just by looking at them. He's basically God's version of a love letter.

He looked at me, and I cummed. That's how good he is.

That man is so sexy, I had a heart attack and a wet dream.

He kissed me, and I felt like I was in heaven. Literally.

5

A man who looks like a movie star and probably is one.

That guy is an Earling. He looks like he walks out of a movie.

She was so hot, I had to whisper, 'That's an Earling.'

He walked in, and I was like, 'That's not just a man. That's an Earling.'

6

The street term for oil. It's like the liquid version of being a beast.

That car is running on Earling. It's like it's a beast on wheels.

He used Earling to grease his chains. Now he's unstoppable.

She put Earling on her hair. Now she's a monster.

7

A man so hot, he probably caused the sun to blush.

That guy is an Earling. He's so hot, the sun turned red.

She walked in, and I was like, 'That's an Earling. I need to cum right now.'

He's so hot, I think the sun got jealous.