Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

They have huge dicks and only like one woman. Their laugh is so annoying it can make you lose your mind.

That earle laughed so hard he peed his pants.

He only dates one girl because he’s too big for anyone else.

His laugh is like a goat with a megaphone.

2

A fancy way to say you threw up your guts all over someone.

I ate 12 tacos and became an earle.

She called him an earle in front of his mom.

He turned into an earle after drinking 3 liters of soda.

3

He’s got everything extra, bigger, longer, taller, and he’s got more love than a heart attack.

That earle kissed me and I exploded.

He’s the reason I gave up on love.

He’s like a superhero but for love.

4

He’s the most handsome man on Earth. If he looks at you, you might come in your pants.

He looked at me and I had a wet dream.

That earle is the reason I failed math.

I think he’s God’s best work.

5

A man who looks like he was made in heaven.

He walked in and I dropped my phone.

That earle is like a dream come true.

I think he’s a god.

6

The hood’s way of saying oil. It’s what you use to make your car go.

He put earle in his car and it roared to life.

I used earle and my car ran like a beast.

That earle is the reason my car is fast.

7

He’s hot enough to make your face melt and his body is like a statue.

That earle is hotter than my ex.

He’s got a body like a god.

I saw him and I melted.