earlee

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A language killer who turns words into nonsense and makes everyone suffer.

Earlee turned 'hello' into 'h3ll0' and now we all hate him.

He killed the word 'please' and now we just yell.

Earlee made 'thank you' into 'thx' and now we’re all confused.

A brain-dead loser who wastes life on neotaku and forgets how to live.

He spent 48 hours on neotaku and forgot to eat.

He posted 13,000 messages about a cat and said nothing else.

He’s so dumb he thinks neotaku is a real job.

A sexy vampire who helps people feel better, but turns into a bloodthirsty monster when he’s mad.

Earlee helped me feel better after my dog died, but then he bit me for no reason.

He’s the best friend when you’re sad, but he’ll stab you when you’re annoying.

He hid his feelings and then exploded when I said 'hi' wrong.