earlblue

He wrote a whole essay without a single comma. It looked like a raccoon threw up on a keyboard.

He said, 'I love pizza and also dogs.' No one knows why.

His text messages are just words smashed together like a drunk kid at a spelling bee.

He texted, 'I went to the store and got chips and soda and also a hat.' No one asked for the hat.

He wrote an essay that said, 'I like cats and also dogs and sometimes both.'

He sent a DM that said, 'I am very tired and also confused and also very hungry.'

He wrote a whole paragraph without a period. It was like a never-ending sentence party.

He texted, 'I went to the park and played basketball and also ate a taco and also watched a movie.'

He wrote an essay that started with, 'Once upon a time there was a boy who loved cats and also dogs and also pizza.'