earlay

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The time when your brain is still in the toilet and your body is in the trash.

My alarm went off at 5 AM. I stared at it like it had a death wish.

I got up at 6 AM and my dog was already awake. That’s not fair.

I was still dreaming about pizza when my mom yelled, 'Get up, you lazy slug!'

The moment you realize your day is already doomed before it starts.

I had coffee at 6 AM and it didn’t help me. I just looked like a sad raccoon.

I woke up and my cat was sitting on my face. I didn’t even get to eat my cereal.

I saw my math test and I already knew I was going to fail.

The part of the day when your brain says, 'Nope. Not happening.'

I tried to brush my teeth and my toothbrush was broken. That’s not a good start.

My mom said, 'You’re getting up today,' and I said, 'No. I’m going back to sleep.'

I opened my eyes and my dog barked at me like I was the enemy.