earl warren

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A place where people start throwing punches like they're in a damn rap video. Weaves go flying like confetti. Cops are hanging out near the restroom because some pothead kids are smoking so much weed they’re turning the bathroom into a jail cell. Some girls are trying to flirt with seniors like they’re trying to steal the spotlight at a talent show.
My weave flew out of my head during a fight. I looked like a damn Christmas tree.
The cops locked up the bathroom because the pothead kids were hotboxing like it was their last day on Earth.
That girl tried to flirt with the senior like she was the main character in a drama show.
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A middle school so bad it’s like the last place on Earth. Kids in 7th and 8th grade act like they’re still in elementary. It’s so getto it’s like the school is giving out free trash bags. Earl Warren is older than my grandma and still smells like a dumpster.
My cousin went there and came out with a face like he’d been living in a trash can.
The school is so old the walls are cracking like they’re about to break out in a dance party.
They’re so getto the teachers wear socks with holes in them.
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The best Chief Justice ever. He ruled during the 60s when people were fighting for rights. He made sure criminals got a fair shot. He gave people the power to vote. He did that Brown v. Board thing and changed America forever. He’s like the superhero of the Supreme Court.
He made sure the cops didn’t just throw people in jail for no reason.
He let people vote without getting harassed by the government.
He made sure kids got to go to the same schools no matter their skin color.
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