earl the emu

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a red and yellow bible study guy who talks like he’s been hit by a truck and also has a holy spirit.

He tried to explain the gospel like it was a parking ticket.

He yelled at the devil during a group prayer and got a migraine.

He wore his shirt inside out and still called it 'reverent dress.'

a red and yellow guy who reads the bible like it’s a cursed fast food menu.

He said the holy spirit told him to eat tacos for communion.

He argued with the book of acts like it was a bad customer service rep.

He screamed at the prophets and got a warning from the pastor.

a red and yellow man who thinks he's a prophet but also has a bad case of the dumb.

He told the church the end times were coming and also forgot to bring his lunch.

He tried to preach in a whisper and it sounded like a dying cat.

He got confused between the old testament and the menu at the church cafe.