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When you let a tiny stream of pee escape from your pants like you're leaking a cursed soda can.
My pants are now a crime scene. Earl Dibbles is the prime suspect.
I tried to hold it, but my bladder had other plans. Earl Dibbles is my new best friend.
I walked into class and my teacher asked if I peed on my pants. I said, 'No, I just let Earl Dibbles out.'