eark

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A girl so pretty and happy she could make a sad dog smile and poop rainbow turds.

My Eark is so hot she made my ex cry and he started dating my mom.

She walks in and the whole class stops talking and starts staring like they’ve never seen a human before.

I asked her out and she said yes then texted me a pic of her cat wearing a crown.

A magical human who loves samyang, eats it with her eyes closed, and knows all your secrets even if you scream them in a crowded mall.

She knows I cheated on my math test and still gave me an A+

I told her my crush’s name and she texted him and now he’s my crush’s crush.

She eats samyang so fast she could finish a whole bag in 10 seconds and still laugh at my bad jokes.

A person so loved by everyone that they’re like the main character of a movie, but inside they’re just a shy kid who cries when the lights go out.

Everyone thinks she’s a superstar, but she’s just me and my friend in the back of the class.

She got a standing ovation at the school play but cried when she heard her mom in the audience.

She’s got 1000 followers but still texts me when she’s lonely.