earjob

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When someone shoves their tongue up your ear and licks it like it's a piece of fried bacon.

My cousin got an earjob at the party and still smells like hot dog sauce.

He did an earjob on my dog and now it won't stop barking.

She got an earjob from her brother and now they're both in trouble.

When you stick your penis in someone's ear and hope they don't scream.

He did an earjob on his teacher and got detention for life.

She did an earjob on her dad and he now thinks it's a new kind of cough.

He did an earjob on his mom and now she won't stop singing.

When you use someone's ear to get off, like it's a personal massage from the devil.

He got an earjob from his girlfriend and now he can't hear anything.

She did an earjob on her friend and now they're both stuck in the hallway.

He got an earjob from his uncle and now he's covered in glitter.