Earjaculate

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When you blast your cum into someone's ear while they're trying to hear your dumb playlist. Like you're the main character in a music video and they're just a background extra.

I earjaculated my boss during a meeting and now he thinks I'm a genius.

My best friend earjaculated me while I was listening to a sad song. It was the most dramatic thing ever.

I earjaculated my crush during lunch and now we're dating. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your ear goes full meltdown and spits out a whole bunch of gross wax while you're talking to your coworker. Like your ear is a greasy kitchen and it's throwing a tantrum.

My ear spewed wax during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was crying.

I earjaculated my mom while she was telling me about her day. It was the worst.

I was explaining my life and my ear exploded with wax. It was the most awkward moment ever.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a song hits you so hard it feels like your soul just got a standing ovation. You’re not just listening, you're being owned by the music.

I heard that song and my soul screamed, 'YES!'

The moment I heard it, I felt like I was in a music video. It was glorious.

That song came on and I instantly felt like I was on top of the world.

by Slangipedia 14d ago