earjacking

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Spying on a chat you shouldn't be listening to, like a sneaky little rat.

My mom was eavesdropping on my brother's text message. I knew he was in trouble.

I heard my teacher talking about my bad grades. I was like, 'How? I didn't say anything!'

My friend was listening to my secret crush's conversation. I told him to shut up.

Forcing your friends to listen to the worst music ever, like you're trying to torture them.

My friend played his favorite song and I was like, 'Why would you make me listen to that? It's the worst.'

My cousin played her mom's old rock band song and I was like, 'This is the worst thing I've ever heard.'

My brother made me listen to his favorite 80s song and I was like, 'I wish I could die.'

Getting off in someone's ear like you're trying to embarrass them.

I got off in my friend's ear and he was like, 'What? Why are you doing that? I'm trying to eat.'

My teacher got off in my ear during class and I was like, 'This is the worst day ever.'

My mom got off in my ear while I was trying to do my homework and I was like, 'I'm going to die.'

Talking someone's ear off like you're trying to make them lose their mind.

My friend was talking to me for 10 minutes and I was like, 'Can you just stop talking for a second?'

My teacher talked for 30 minutes and I was like, 'I'm going to go crazy.'

My mom talked me to death and I was like, 'I can't take this anymore.'

Taking over someone's attention like you're the boss of their brain.

My brother took over my attention and I was like, 'Can you just let me do my homework?'

My friend kept talking to me and I was like, 'I can't take this anymore.'

My mom was like, 'I need to talk to you about your grades' and I was like, 'I don't even know what you're talking about.'

Stealing someone's earrings like you're trying to rob them and run away on a motorcycle.

My friend stole my earrings and ran away on a motorcycle. I was like, 'Why would you do that?'

My brother stole my mom's earrings and ran away on a motorcycle. I was like, 'He's insane.'

My teacher stole my earrings and ran away on a motorcycle. I was like, 'This is the worst day ever.'