earjack

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Snatching fancy earrings from someone’s ear, usually by slicing their whole ear off and zooming away on a motorcycle like a crazy lunatic.

My cousin got earjacked by a gang of bikers during lunch break.

I saw a guy get earjacked and then chased by a cop on a scooter.

The girl in my class got earjacked and now her ear is missing.

Listening in on a chat you're not supposed to hear, like a creepy bug in a phone booth.

I heard my mom and dad arguing through the wall, classic earjack move.

My brother eavesdropped on my text messages, that’s low.

My neighbor listened in on my secret crush, total earjack.

Forcing your friends to suffer through your terrible music, like being tortured with a kazoo.

My friend had to listen to my entire playlist, it was brutal.

I forced my sister to listen to 2000s pop, she cried.

My cousin made me listen to his music, I want to die.

Jacking off in someone's ear, like they’re your personal jacking booth.

My brother jacked off in my ear during math class, I was so embarrassed.

My girlfriend did it to me during a Zoom call, I was mortified.

My uncle jacked off in my ear during a family dinner, it was pure chaos.

Talking someone’s ear off, like you're giving them a speech and they just want to go to sleep.

My teacher talked my ear off for an hour, I was ready to pass out.

My friend kept rambling, I just wanted to leave.

My cousin told me the same story 10 times, I was annoyed.

Taking over someone’s attention like a monster, using loud music, dumb stories, and fake emergencies to keep them trapped.

My mom kept talking about her aunt’s drama, I just wanted to leave.

My brother used fake news to keep me listening, I was stuck.

My friend told me the most boring story, I died inside.