Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Having ears so nice they make people want to kiss you. Like your ears have rizz and they're showing it off.

My ears are so good, I get kisses from strangers.

She looked at my ears and asked for my number.

My ears got me a free taco from the lunch lady.

2

When your ears are so hot they make people drool. Like your ears have a personality and it’s annoyingly attractive.

He was drooling at my ears like I was a burger.

My ears made the whole class stop paying attention.

My ears got me into a fight with my brother.

3

Your ears are so good, they're basically a dating app. People hit like on your ears before they even see your face.

I got a like on my ears before I even said hello.

My ears got me a date with the school captain.

My ears got me into a group chat with my crush.

4

When your ears are so nice, they make people forget they’re ugly. Your ears are like the best part of your face.

He was so ugly, but his ears made me forget.

My ears got me a compliment even though I was wearing socks.

My ears got me a free soda from the vending machine.

5

Your ears are so good, they’re basically a side hustle. People pay attention to your ears more than your job.

My ears got me a raise from my boss.

I got a tip for my ears at the coffee shop.

My ears got me a promotion over my best friend.

6

Your ears are so nice, they’re like a celebrity. People follow your ears like they’re on TikTok.

My ears got me 10,000 followers.

I did a TikTok just for my ears.

My ears got me a shoutout from my crush.