Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the guy who only cares about Naruto and shits on everything else

Bro I'm watching Naruto and you're talking about Spider-Man? I'm out.

Naruto is on and I'm not gonna let you interrupt me with your dumb anime.

I'll watch Naruto all day and still not know what you're talking about.

2

the person who lives in the Naruto world and won't leave for anything

Naruto is my life. I don't even know who you are.

I don't care about anything else. Just let me watch Naruto.

I'm not going to college. I'm going to be a ninja.

3

the dude who only knows Naruto and will throw a tantrum if you mention anything else

You said Dragon Ball? I'm gonna cry.

I'm not even gonna talk to you. You said Dragon Ball.

I'm going to scream if you bring up any other anime.

4

the person who thinks they're a ninja and will only watch Naruto

I'm a ninja. I don't need to know anything else.

Naruto is my mission. I will not fail.

I don't need to know about any other anime. I'm a ninja.

5

the one who only breathes Naruto and doesn't know what's going on in the real world

I don't know what year it is. I've been watching Naruto.

I don't care about the real world. I'm training to be a ninja.

I've been watching Naruto since I was a kid. I don't even know what you're talking about.

6

the guy who only likes Naruto and will swear at you if you mention anything else

You said Dragon Ball? I'm gonna punch you.

I'm not gonna let you talk about Dragon Ball. I'm gonna yell.

I swear on my life. I will not let you ruin my Naruto time.