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A bunch of loudmouths who think getting their ears pierced is some kind of holy miracle. They worship a book called 'The D. I. Y. Ear Piercing Manual' like it's the Bible. They're gonna take over the world or get kicked out of heaven, either way, they're not backing down.
My cousin got a piercing and now he's preaching to my dog.
I tried to join the cult, but they said I had 'bad ear energy.'
They're gonna start a war with the Jews over who has the best ears.