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The breakfast of champions who punch people for fun
I ate earios before my morning beatdown
My dog eats earios and fights bears
My grandma eats earios and calls the cops on my dad
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The only cereal that can survive a Tyson punch
I got a Tyson punch and still ate earios
My brother got knocked out but still had earios
Tyson ate earios and didn't even flinch
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The cereal that makes you strong enough to beat up your teacher
I ate earios and beat up my teacher
My brother ate earios and fought a cop
I ate earios and my dog joined the fight